Deacon Don counted the offering.
When he realized this was another shortfall week -
he was overcome with
Power from on High and remembered
Malachi 3:8.

He ran to the window -
just as the service was letting out and
admonished the congregation.

Malachi 3:8
Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me.
But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Ma-lach ( rhymes with notch)-e
that
I(eye)-talian prophet.

This cartoon inspired by J.Vernon McGee -
read his commentary on Malachi.
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